So, I heard some guy saying that the RidicuList does not care about the people. Is that wrong? Yes! That's wrong! The RidicuList cares about the people so much. The people in front of Buckley, the people in Monteith, the people in Bookworms. The RidicuList has clenched the pulsing jugular of public opinion in its teeth, and has wrestled it to the ground like a water buffalo. Feast upon the spoils!
RidicuList: What is the vegetable you hate the most?
Kim Bronson, 5th-semester sociology major: See, asparagus - I like asparagus. But I hate the way it makes your pee smell. I like it roasted, if it's in the dining hall or whatever, I'll want it - but I can't do it. It will make my pee stink. It might make your pee turn a different color, too. I don't know.
RL: If you had to pick one UConn building to get married in, which would you pick and why?
Brett Boucher, 6th-semester psychology major: I would get married in Gampel Pavilion. Because, see I would have the cheerleaders there for me. They would be my entourage.
RL: What is a bad name for a baby?
Anna Green, 1st-semester biological sciences major: Oh my god. All of Brad and Angelina's baby names are bad. See, we just had a question in Bio about them, and I can't tell which ones are boys or girls. So I can't figure out this whole sex determination thing. I mean, Maddox … ? Boy? I just don't know.
RL: If the power of science allowed you to bring back one dinosaur from pre-history, which would you pick and why?
Mercedes Howard, 7th semester French major: Definitely velociraptor. Because it has an obnoxious name, and I love it, and it makes such a high-pitched sound - at least in "Jurassic Park" - and they're awesome! And they're just so fun to say! Ve-loc-i-raptor.
RL: What is the scariest vehicle that you are aware of?
Michelle Bold, 5th-semester linguistics/psychology and German major: I don't kow - the one that's going 80 miles per hour, three feet away from me? How about the half-dozen guys that have attached motors to their bikes? They've got these low-rider bikes and they just go flying around campus on them. Like they can't do enough damage without a motor. They might hit you, and break your legs, and then explode!
RL: You have a whole box of Oreos, but a wizard has prevented you from eating then. What would you do with them instead?
Aaron Dick, 1st-semester physiology and neurobiology major: I can't eat them. But I can do anything else with them? Okay. I would use them to attract a bear to fight the wizard.
RL: What's the big problem with monarchy?
Brian Epling, 1st-semester physiology and neurobiology major: The problem is that there aren't enough checks and balances in the system. The entire foundation of the nation's government is based upon an individual's beliefs and views, which just doesn't represent the entire nation.
RL: How do you batter fried chicken? Egg, or buttermilk?
Phil Spector, 4th-semester psychology major: How do I batter? I'd probably use egg. It really seems like the more logical answer to me.
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