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Please tell everyone about Toby. He's an Australian Shepherd looking for a home. If we do not find one soon, we'll have to put him down. If anyone is interested in adopting this poor dog, join the "Save Toby!" Facebook group ... Thanks!

The free Spring Weekend T-shirt giveaway at Jorgensen was just about as crowded as X Lot. I think it's a good sign.

UConn, please enjoy Spring Weekend responsibly, which means don't wear Crocs.

My brother goes to Eastern and they sent out an e-mail telling their students not to come here for Spring Weekend. Apparently UConn is like the friend your parents don't want you to hang out with.

I think it should be a UConn graduation requirement for people to attend the Spring Weekend X Lot meeting on Saturday.

VP for Student Affairs: "I ask that you do not participate in the unsanctioned weekend events that occur at area apartment complexes and are centered on alcohol and rioting." Must be a new guy. Let's give him a warm welcome this week.

And so we come upon Spring Weekend, the time of year the lawns of Carriage and Celeron get the best watering of the season: Keystone and urine.

Living in Celeron, UConn is basically forcing me to drink by not allowing me to park at my apartment. How am I supposed to get to the library to study?

I'm a transfer student, and after just leaving my hall meeting where we were told that CAs will be on duty for 20 hours a day, and they are really hoping not to have to call an ambulance this year, I'm not gonna lie, I'm very intimidated by Spring Weekend.

To the guy sleeping in the chair next to me in the library, you're lucky your shoes are off. It's Spring Weekend; you're fair game.

The weather forecast for this weekend proves two things: 1. God is a Husky fan and 2. Even He drinks on Spring Weekend.

Is it bad that I went to our floor meeting about Spring Weekend drunk?

I found an unopened beer can in my shower in North with an attached post-it saying, "Enjoy the festivities." I've never been more proud to be a Husky.

SPRING WEEKEND FORECAST: Sunny, 80 degrees and a chance of drunken belligerence.

Spring Weekend will be like "Lost": You're not going to know when it begins or ends, what time it is, or where you are.

April is STD awareness month! Right in time for the big transactions about to take place Spring Weekend.

This is technically my first Spring Weekend, because I can't remember the other five.

Now we'll know exactly who the freshmen are this weekend - they'll be the ones actually wearing their Spring Weekend T-shirts on Spring Weekend.

I'm drinking in class right now. Hello, Spring Weekend.

I just want everyone to know that in 2005, UConn was No. 4 in Playboy's Top 10 Party Schools in the country. We are not even in the top 25 anymore. Way to go, UConn. Pure disappointment.

So I struck a deal with God: if he would get all of my morning responsibilities canceled, I would promise to come back to my room alone all of spring weekend...looks like the man upstairs is condoning premarital sex.

The Spring Weekend guest policy is the biggest cock-block ever.

Zero people arrested for drug-related charges on 4/20? Bravo, UConn police, bravo.

I love you / tooba ooba chooba / hodie humm hoohaa / probablt\y a lot.

My geography teacher thought that Monday was Earth Day. He was kind of right.

To all the protesters: You can't take back the night; it belongs to Batman and it's staying that way.

My fortune cookie today read: "You will be involved in social activity in the near future." Spring Weekend is out of my hands. Fate has demanded it.

I'm studying in Florence and I started drinking at 9 in the morning today ... apparently Italians don't celebrate Spring Weekend.

Hillbilly word of the day ... OBAMA: "I just bought a twelve pack and I'm gonna drink it obama self!"

You know you signed with the wrong realty company when they're stricter than the police. Thanks, Konover.

I wish ethanol meant more to me tonight than just orgo homework.

I can't wait for next week's police blotter!

To the person who screamed "Yeah! Spring Weekend at Shippee, get your books out!" - I hope the screams that followed were because a drunk Shippee kid dropped their bio textbook on your head from the sixth floor.

As I sit here writing my paper due tomorrow, I'm glad at least the person above me is getting some...

Tonight at Carriage I saw a man on a unicycle and a man juggling. Spring Weekend has literally become a circus.

I saw a closet in MSB today that said "Mechanical Janitor." Did Uconn have to Hire robot janitors because of the budget crisis?

Q: Why did the eartworm cross the sidewalk? A: No one knows because it never made it to the other side.