It's great to celebrate Earth Day, but it'll be even better to celebrate Uranus this weekend.
Jeepers, I really wanted to go out to Willi Oaks but feminist marchers took back the night.
4/20 + 9 a.m. movie in class + 10 a.m. movie in class + 11 a.m. class cancelled = marvelous day!!! I know it's a little late, but I just woke up.
My chem teacher wants an apology for a comment I wrote on my last exam. But you know what? I stand by my original assertion - that exam was bull.
I just got cockblocked by a fire alarm. Thanks, Hilltop Suites.
My friend's mom saw Hasheem Thabeet in the airport recently and asked him for an autograph. He signed it "XOXO Hasheemie."
I'm allergic to my roommate. I wish I was kidding.
Note to self: white crosswalk lines are very slippery when wet.
"Yahoo! profit drops 78 percent, slashes 700 jobs." That's what they get for accusing UConn of a recruiting violation.
Yesterday was Earth Day. I celebrated by not only driving to all of my classes by myself, but also I clubbed some baby seals in front of the hippies on Fairfield Way.
R.I.P. worms.
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