Instant Daily

Dear UConn, you promised to get rid of the Huskymail pop-up after April 1. It's April 3. What gives?

CLAS got evacuated for safety this morning. But Arjona? Still holding strong.

Can I push the emergency blue light if I am getting my butt kicked by my psych test?

On Rate My Professor, I can make sure I'm not stuck with a bad professor for four months. But how am I supposed to pick my new boyfriend now that JuicyCampus is gone?

I don't consider myself very gullible, but damn, Hasheem, your Facebook status got me bad.

Facebook should have a "dislike" button.

You know you're a college student when you wash plastic utensils and cups multiple times.

Newton's Law: An object at rest will remain at rest until acted upon by an outside force. Thabeet's Law: A basketball player in motion will remain in motion until acted upon by Hasheem.

I hope 50 Cent doesn't get shot at UConn. The infirmary will just give him Tylenol and tell him he has mono.

Can somebody please remind President Hogan that we, as a school, need to watch the Final Four TOGETHER at Gampel, like in 2004? Anybody?

I asked Jim Calhoun about returning some cans for me while he's in Detroit for the Final Four. He responded, "not a dime back."

To the Putnam mailroom: First, what you did is illegal. Second, I want my caramels back.

To the girl with a bowl of Cheerios and a bowl of meatballs at 10:30 breakfast, you're disgusting.