Instant Daily

I'm drinking a Keystone and just noticed it says '21 means 21' on the bottom. I guess they're trying to be ironic?

Grab N' Go is the UConn Fourth meal.

Spring may be a flirtatious whore, but winter is a psycho ex that can't accept that it's over.

Today I watched a squirrel use the cross walk to get to the other side of the street. Why can't the rest of UConn figure it out?

I saw a couple people this weekend wearing their NorthFace fleeces in reverse. It's not a Snuggie, ya know!

I realized I've been playing too much 'Mario Kart' lately when I saw a bunch of bananas in the dining hall and thought, 'Damn I would really prefer star power.'

The High School Cheerleading Championships at Disney World are sponsored by Abreva Herpes medication. Enough said.

Geno Auriemma doesn't have any opponents, just victims.

I don't care that i'll be a junior living in Towers. I could never leave; I'd miss the bagel woman too much.

I really want to see a tournament matchup between Morehead State and Oral Roberts.

Dear UConn: where I come from sidewalks are for pedestrians, not trucks.

Would it make people angry if I told them two current freshmen just got South?