Instant Daily

The fact that Jodi Rell thinks Calhoun's comments are embarrassing makes me wonder: Doesn't she know that Calhoun is the governor of Connecticut?

I guarantee you more people in this state know Jim Calhoun than Jodi Rell.

When they say tuition increase, they mean 'art department cuts.'

I love role-playing historic events in bed. I'll be Mesopotamia and you be my Gilgamesh. Now come conquer me.

I hope the genius who designed Bookworms without any electrical outlets isn't a UConn grad.

I intern at a local high school and today I saw a kid getting picked up by his mom. The family dog was in the front seat; the kid got in the back. Sorry, guy.

Did you know? When 50 Cent was born, he was only a nickel.

Dear UConn, where do all the cute boys go in the fall, spring AND winter?

'To my roommate: Could we please change our hanger-on-the-door policy to a scrunchie-on-the-door-policy? My clothes are getting really wrinkled.

The women's basketball team could only have three people on the court, blindfolded, and they'd STILL win by 50 points.