Budget Cut Item #1: Mandeldove.
You know you're an engineer when there are more girls in your high-level math course than in any of your other classes.
If they do one more monthly emergency alert test during Conan, I will burn down Charter. That's right, the whole company.
If the InstantDaily makes a Facebook profile in the woods, does anyone friend it?
To the kid I overheard in McMahon Dining Hall: Yes, it would suck to work in a fire hydrant factory.
Jeff Adrien can kill two stones with one bird.
It's so cold outside, I'm considering breaking my leg so I can have that van drive me around everywhere.
Why are there outlets and condoms at the bus stops? Is UConn really that desperate for housing?
I shook Hasheem's hand the other day. His fingers reached my elbow. No joke.
My parents think I'm here for an education ... I'm actually here for the U's pizza.
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