The steam vents by the engineering building are rumored to be magic. If you make it out on the other side alive,a genie will grant you three wishes.
Girls in heels, a walk to Carriage, and zero-degree weather ... a UConn education at its finest.
Forget D.P. Dough, I'll pay the tuition of the entire staff for this semester if they put this in.
Dear brown corduroy pants man from Celeron, I hate your pants, but I could learn to love you.
To the couple I walked in on in the math and science building on Sunday ... I'm not sure that counted as review for biology.
Little boys wear UGGs in Europe. Guys, what are you waiting for?
I came to class early to find a good seat and I got stuck behind the girl with the raccoon tail. Story of my life.
You know your professors are nerdy when they accessorize their outfits with flashdrives on ropes worn as necklaces.
Your mom goes to college.
Books: $ 400. Housing: $ 2500. Tuition: $ 4000. Face of my dad EVERY time he sees my fee bill : Priceless.
I want some bacon.
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