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Published: Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Updated: Friday, August 23, 2013 17:08

Don't ride in a car. More than half of the arrests happen to people in cars. Ride a bike instead.

To the kids who were playing knights right near the library: If you updated the weaponry, I think things might get real fun.

Why haven't I had any party cake yet this semester?

If the new PeopleSoft is anything like the new student page a lot of people won't be registering for classes.

I wish the new Facebook looked like the old Facebook as much as Tina Fey looks like Sarah Palin.

The new Facebook is not that bad.

You know your class is boring when you glance over and both TAs are asleep

To the bus driver who popped a tire hitting the curb: Why are you still employed?

I drive a pick-up truck, jump higher than a bunny.

I think UConn just scored again. Take that, Virginia area.

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