Instant Daily

If I don't see anything in the InstantDaily about the girl who puked behind me in lecture hall today, I'm gonna be pissed.

The words "I love Lisa" are written on a bathroom stall in the women's bathroom in the library. Either this Lisa thinks very highly of herself, or some guy was really, really lost.

I guess UConn wants me to go to X-lot this year.

To the nudist in the girl's gym locker room who walked around naked for 10 minutes, we get it, you like to strip.

I don't understand what's so fun about kite flying.

To the girl I slipped my business card to in the library when you weren't looking, I hope you call me or add me on Facebook.

And on the eighth day God made Kemba Walker.

I have a belly button.