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Since Craig Austrie was born today and he's actually Jesus, shouldn't today be Christmas?

Let me get this straight. UConn is playing a whale's vagina in the first round?

I'm really glad that the Playa Suites in Acapulco waited until 24 hours after all of UConn left to burn down.

And the squeaking upstairs begins again.

So, what do we call the group UConn is playing on Friday? San Diegoites? San Diegoins? San Diegouns? San Diegons?

I swear to God, if anyone submits anything about West Virginia, I will kill them.

I think West Virginia just got fouled again.

Who Dick Vitale really thinks will make the Final Four: North Carolina, Duke, Virginia Tech, and Wake Forest.

Today, I'm drinking until I see those leprechauns.