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Maybe it is the beer, but I just noticed I have very high standards when it comes to soap.

My roommate left our nice apartment last night to go sleep on his "girlfriend's" cheap foam mattress at North. He left with an umbrellla and his backpack. I asked if he needed a whip to bring with all that.

Every night before going to bed, Russell Crowe thanks God that Jeff Adrien wasn't in "Gladiator."

InstantDaily, yo' momma is so fat she made a hole in Swan Lake.

I think its appropriate that Buckley is the closest dining hall to the arts complex - this way music and art majors can prepare themselves for a lifetime of going hungry and eating terrible food.

Our Austrie, who art in UConn, hallowed be thy game, thy points be won, thy will be done on the road as it is at home. Give us this day our daily jumpshots, and help us whip the teams who once defeated us. Lead us not to sucking, but deliver us to March Madness, for thine is the ownage, and the power, and the glory, forever and ever. Amen.