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Published: Friday, February 15, 2008

Updated: Friday, August 23, 2013 17:08

The deadline for breaking up with your boyfriend before Valentine's Day was Feb 5, I guess I didn't get the memo.

To make matters worse, I got chocolate that told me to be my own Valentine.

I get confused when people tell me I need to get rehabilitated. What makes them think I was habilitated in the first place?

My friend, who is a guy, went on a date with another guy and his girlfriend - it's a threesome.

My Valentine's Day was spent with a bunch of dirty people stuck on an island for months.

Judging from the noise, I think the guy next door just scored again.

I went to classes, worked at the dining hall and all day long, the girl I wanted to be my Valentine was pissed off at me for something I didn't do. Happy Valentine's Day InstantDaily.

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