Published: Friday, February 15, 2008
Updated: Friday, August 23, 2013 17:08
The deadline for breaking up with your boyfriend before Valentine's Day was Feb 5, I guess I didn't get the memo.
To make matters worse, I got chocolate that told me to be my own Valentine.
I get confused when people tell me I need to get rehabilitated. What makes them think I was habilitated in the first place?
My friend, who is a guy, went on a date with another guy and his girlfriend - it's a threesome.
My Valentine's Day was spent with a bunch of dirty people stuck on an island for months.
Judging from the noise, I think the guy next door just scored again.
I went to classes, worked at the dining hall and all day long, the girl I wanted to be my Valentine was pissed off at me for something I didn't do. Happy Valentine's Day InstantDaily.