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Dear #34 - after watching the game against Cincinnati, I need to know - who are you and what have you done with the real Hasheem Thabeet?

Never before have I seen a line to swipe in that stretches into the actual dining hall. Kind of defeats the purpose.

Global warming has clearly not affected Russell's water supply.

Why does my English teacher not speak English?

I miss Stickcat.

Since when did Ugg boots become a part of the SRF uniform?

I think the word "funstrating" might just enter my daily vocabulary.

Is it wrong to accidentally rub your crotch on the main door of Arjona and kinda like it?

I think Hasheem Thabeet just scored again.