Published: Monday, December 3, 2007
Updated: Friday, August 23, 2013 16:08
I think UConn wants us to be fat because FitTV never has audio.
They may have a legitimate reason, but if The Daily Show and Colbert Report writers don't stop striking soon, I'm going to stab someone with a fork.
Where's Santa? I don't want to see Sammy. Give me Santa!
I'm fairly sure I saw a girl from my English class dancing at a strip club.
I think West Virginia just DIDN'T score again. Haha, poetic justice.
Promote safe snacking! Use condom-ments!
HeadON, apply directly to the forehead. HeadON, apply directly to the forehead. HeadON, apply directly to the forehead.
After sitting behind the UConn bench at the Gonzaga game, I had to go to confession because I was listening to coach Calhoun.