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Published: Monday, December 3, 2007

Updated: Friday, August 23, 2013 16:08

I think UConn wants us to be fat because FitTV never has audio.

They may have a legitimate reason, but if The Daily Show and Colbert Report writers don't stop striking soon, I'm going to stab someone with a fork.

Where's Santa? I don't want to see Sammy. Give me Santa!

I'm fairly sure I saw a girl from my English class dancing at a strip club.

I think West Virginia just DIDN'T score again. Haha, poetic justice.

Promote safe snacking! Use condom-ments!

HeadON, apply directly to the forehead. HeadON, apply directly to the forehead. HeadON, apply directly to the forehead.

After sitting behind the UConn bench at the Gonzaga game, I had to go to confession because I was listening to coach Calhoun.

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