Instant Daily

I think some idiot just said they think West Virgina just scored again.

Dear all males: I am single, I am an English major and I have an absolutely amazing, ridiculously tight schedule. But I'd like to fit you in.

I love how UConn needs to put up signs saying, "Walk Open" or "Walk Closed" as if the 10-foot fence wasn't enough of a hint.

Today I was going to the bathroom when I sneezed and hit my face on the urinal. I'm so glad I wear glasses.

I saw a guy coming out of The Up & Atoms Café with a large paper cup in one hand and an EcoHusky mug in the other.

Has anyone seen a card laying around with a "V" on it? I think I may have lost it.

When did it become acceptable to wear leggings as

pants?