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Published: Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Updated: Friday, August 23, 2013 16:08

So I was in Morgantown this weekend. Their fans don't do the "stick it in" chant, but if they did ... nine times in two hours ... thats porn star style.

I'd write something creative, but I'm on strike.

I always wondered why the fries in North dining hall tasted funny. Today I got my answer when an employee stuck his fat hand into the bin and grabbed a handful.

What was I thankful for this Thanksgiving? The quickie that I got from my ex!

Today I really wanted to yell "I am Pat White" as I ran circles around the football team's table in the Student Union.

My girlfriend saw the article about the co-ed dorm rooms and now she wants to live together next year. Thanks UConn, now how am I supposed to get laid?

Listening to The Decemberists sing "July July" in November is quite confusing.

I think West Virginia just scored again.

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