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I wonder if the dining hall will be serving their Thanksgiving leftovers this week? I don't think they can screw up food they just have to reheat.

West Virginia's football team made our football team look like our actual football team.

The first and last time I go to the gym will be the Monday after break. I'm only doing it so I can tell my girlfriend at least I tried to lose the weight I gained last week.

I know it's after Thanksgiving break, but should I start going to chemistry class?

Does the freshman 15 ever go away? Or does it just hang around?

I like turkey and I like boobs. I had Thanksgiving in the nude! Thanks mom.

Group projects are a lot like hepatitis, you get it when you're with a lot of people, and you're more likely to get a C than a B or A.

I think West Virginia just scored again.

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