We should have Family Weekend all the time, not because we get to see our parents, but because it is the only time we get crispy bacon at South!
I think I speak for all of womankind when I say "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant" is the scariest show on TV.
According to the SquirrelMail Web site, the creators came up with the name because they considered "squirrels to be one of the fastest animals ..." Why am I not surprised?
I feel old when I have to tell UConn freshmen about the infamous Larry Taylor fair catch.
Today my roommate asked me what the InstantDaily was. I'm looking into switching rooms.
To the dude who sleepwalks down the hall: perhaps you should wear some pants before you go to bed.
I'm proud to be dating the white rabbit from the Cornucopia Fest.
To the delivery guy on Friday night ... Sorry I didn't tip you. I hope the free beer you funneled at my door made up for it.
The quickest way to kill your ego: write to the InstantDaily.
go.uconn.edu = slow.uconn.edu
Two days ago I saw a guy riding a unicycle on top of another unicycle on top of a third unicycle. I have trouble riding a skateboard.
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