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So while stretching after a run this morning, I was totally stared down by a squirrel. They're planning something ... just you wait ....

I can get an iPod from China in four days, but it takes a week for my professor's email to get through HuskyMail. Thanks, UConn!

I saw two kids riding a tandem bicycle to class today. They shouted, "Two guys, one bike," as they rode by.

Pregaming while watching the premiere of Grey's Anatomy. Everytime someone cries we drink.

I asked a South Dining Hall employee today what the "Not really chicken" grinders were. All he said was, "I don't know ... not chicken."

Anyone else realize that the guy who was protesting Windows all by himself was using a whiteboard given to him by Windows?

To the girl next door: I know you're faking it.

Is it Halloween yet?

My mom just called and said she's at my dorm and to come let her in. I guess now would be as good of a time as any to let her know I flunked out last spring.

Today there was a water fountain in MSB that had a sign taped to it saying "Do not drink water." Classy.

The fog every morning let's me know that the dementors are breeding.

All salads are good for is an excuse to eat the crutons.

Homer Babbs, i thought we were friends. This whole ditching me on Friday and Saturday nights is just not cool. Carriage would never betray me like that.

Instantdaily, I am faced with one of life's greatest dilemnas: study for my Geology test...or watch The Parent Trap?