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Jeff Adrien is the reason Waldo is hiding.

Calhoun told me that Mandeldove really is going to play ball after he graduates … for the Harlem Globetrotters.

The Big East should declare a No Fly Zone around Thabeet.

Dale's cool and all, but doesn't he realize his blue paint isn't even our school color?

To the person who wrote 'I hate chemistry' on a wall in the Chemistry building, you're not alone.

I'm happy to see that the paintball team is No. 1 in the country. What worries me is that they outrank Army in a sport involving firing guns.

I saw Jonathan Mandeldove waiting for the bus. Jeff Adrien makes the bus wait for him.

Fact. People only make out with me when they are not sober. Fact.

I just took a year-and-a-half of prerequisites for my major. Now that I'm finally in a class related to my major, I've realized I can't stand my major. WTF.

I am pooping and writing to InstantDaily at the same time. Technology is amazing.

To whoever fixed the grammatical error in the graffiti on my floor's bathroom, thank you.

It's funny that, when you google Italian restaurants near Storrs, Domino's comes up first.