Instant Daily 1.24

I knew right away that I was going to love my professor this morning, right after he announced those magical words: “Non-cumulative final.”

Reading about Manti Te’o just really makes me want to eat catfish...oh God I’m hungry.

I’m going to eat mac and cheese everyday this week and you can judge me if you want because I’m just too cheesy to care right now.

If I read the temperature in Celsius it feels even colder.

No matter how many times I take a Harry Potter quiz, it always sorts me into Hufflepuff. And people wonder why I have such low self esteem.

Justin Timberlake, take me awayyyyyy.

The gym gets 5 miles farther away from my dorm when the temperature gets this low. Looks like I’m keeping this love handles until the spring.

That awkward moment you realize you haven’t skated in six years as soon as you start skating on Swan Lake...

Oh union burritos, how I’ve missed eating you and debating whether or not I really enjoy eating you.

New workout: do as many pushups as there degrees on the thermostat. I didn’t really do that many pushups today.

My fake girlfriend just broke up with me.