InstantDaily: 1.30

Because it’s the athletic cup!

The Game of College: consists of avoiding the main quest line of completing an education and instead completing every side quest possible.

I wish they would tone down the heating in our building, it is so dank in here.

When you see me waddling like a penguin, it’s because of the slushy floors. I’m cautious and don’t wanna be in a “Jesus take the wheel” situation.

Jim Calhoun retired, Jay Hickey is no longer doing snow emails, and Arjona is closed off for renovations. Am I even at UConn anymore?

I know you’re supposed to drink eight cups of water a day, but is it really necessary to carry a gallon jug to class?

My professor said he had to cancel class last week because of an emergency room visit due to kidney stones caused by oatmeal. #oldpeopleproblems

Wait, I can order food to come to me?!?

I hope our communal wig doesn’t have lice...

Ooh na na, what’s my Peoplesoft ID

Sometimes professors can be cornier than a corn field.

My roommate is in DESPERATE need of Chanel.

Is a neck beard attractive? Asking for a friend.