Published: Tuesday, January 29, 2013
Updated: Tuesday, January 29, 2013 23:01
Because it’s the athletic cup!
The Game of College: consists of avoiding the main quest line of completing an education and instead completing every side quest possible.
I wish they would tone down the heating in our building, it is so dank in here.
When you see me waddling like a penguin, it’s because of the slushy floors. I’m cautious and don’t wanna be in a “Jesus take the wheel” situation.
Jim Calhoun retired, Jay Hickey is no longer doing snow emails, and Arjona is closed off for renovations. Am I even at UConn anymore?
I know you’re supposed to drink eight cups of water a day, but is it really necessary to carry a gallon jug to class?
My professor said he had to cancel class last week because of an emergency room visit due to kidney stones caused by oatmeal. #oldpeopleproblems
Wait, I can order food to come to me?!?
I hope our communal wig doesn’t have lice...
Ooh na na, what’s my Peoplesoft ID
Sometimes professors can be cornier than a corn field.
My roommate is in DESPERATE need of Chanel.
Is a neck beard attractive? Asking for a friend.