Published: Thursday, January 31, 2013
Updated: Wednesday, January 30, 2013 22:01
I felt like being classy tonight, so I ate my Grab n’ Go cookie with a fork and knife.
Nothing makes you feel quite as awful as going all the way back in your Facebook messages.
I really don’t get emojis.
I would like to be as relaxed as those happy ducks waddling on the ice of Mirror Lake, but my professors feel otherwise.
The InstantDaily needs to invent a Like button. Then again, I’m not sure if you could like things on AIM.
Rudy Gay is now a dinosaur.
I’m sure there’s quite a few UConn students with newly developed claustrophobia after today’s Involvement Fair.
My teacher said in class today that he bases his theory off of donkey dongs. Not sure what to make of that.
Sometimes I can’t look at someone’s fraternity or sorority letters and wonder if they’re just making it up. Like, I would have no idea.
Is it me or did it just get significantly sweatier around here?
There’s nothing quite as scary as getting a missed call from a number you don’t know with a New Jersey area code. I want to check the voicemail...I’m just too scared.