Published: Thursday, January 21, 2010
Updated: Friday, August 23, 2013 16:08
5 p.m. on the second day of the semester and I'm already drunk IMing InstantDaily. Man it's good to be back.
If I get into the InstantDaily, could I tell my mom I write for the paper?
FLIP FLIP FLIP-ADELPHIA. FLIP FLIP FLIP-ADELPHIA.
Would it be incorrect of me to give someone wrong directions to a building that they were looking at?
Please donate $10 to the Red Cross by texting "HAITI" to 90999. It's worth the ten seconds it takes.
Turns out, we forgot to take our fish home over break. Oops.
To the person who stole my laptop bag from the dining hall: You really should have checked to make sure there was a laptop in it before you took it. That said, can I have it back?
So when do all the pretty girls come out of hibernation?
When are the George Blaney face shirts going to be available to the student section?
Making out ... with chicks.
Woops, wrong IM.
You know your hometown is famous when it gets its own Lifetime movie.