Published: Tuesday, October 9, 2012
Updated: Tuesday, October 9, 2012 21:10
I’m studying abroad in the UK, and I was just taught that y=mx+c. LIES. Slandering my y=mx+b!
Did anyone else see Mitt Romney give a campaign speech today wearing a black North Face? Looks like he’s trying to win the college girl vote. Next he’ll be wearing Uggs.
Now all those snarky Texas Longhorn fans know how it feels to see West Virginia score again.
Today my professor pretended to be a Dalek from Dr. Who by putting an antenna on his forehead and saying “Exterminate!”
You can tell from the bike racks outside of the library itself that it’s midterm week.
Kudos to UConn for scheduling the Senate debate on the same night as Lip Sync.
If this gets in the InstantDaily, the next time in an interview I’m asked if my writing has ever been published I’ll be able to say yes!
All the football team has done this season is make me anxious for basketball season.
I can’t wait to hear Coach Ollie give a speech again at First Night. #wetakethestairs #escalatorsareforcowards
When Dan Rather tells you to not be intimidated or distracted, you’re damn right not going to be intimidated or distracted. You go Dan Rather.
Anyone else fall asleep mid mid-term yet?
I want to take all of this cold, crappy weather, and push it somewhere else.