InstantDaily: 10.11

Oh McMahon dining hall, how you confuse me so.

If I see one more girl tweet about the beautiful fall weather I am going to lose my mind. Today wasn’t beautiful, it was cold and crappy. Let’s embrace that cold crapiness and move on.

Fun fact: every InstantDaily has at least one haiku in it. Another fun fact: It’s not this one.

So a transformer blew up on campus yesterday and left a ton of buildings out of commission for a few hours. Why is nobody worried about the decepticon revolution??

My bucket lists are probably some of the most inspirational works of literature on this entire campus. But not even they were enough to muster enough motivation to go outside when it rains here.

Today is 10/11/12. EVERYBODY FREAK OUT!!!

I got a package today. That automatically makes me a better person than you for 24 hours.

Hey. You’re awesome. ;)

I bet you’re counting the number of syllables in this right now to see if it’s a haiku. Well guess what, IT ISN’T.

So what’s the deal if UConn loses to Temple this Saturday? Can we all, like, transfer?

There really isn’t anything better than a Panda Bowl when you’re starving your face off.

It’s pretty cold out. Maybe I’ll go back to bed. Refrigerator.