InstantDaily: 10.15

Chad Christen needs to learn from Mitt Romney and go from the far right back to the center (of the uprights).

Apparently President Herbst took a picture of me cheering on Saturday with her iPhone. I feel honored.

The UConn football team’s performance towards the end of the game this weekend was scarier than anything else I will see this Halloween.

People who hold the door open for you when you’re still 20 yards away, forcing you into an awkward jog of gratitude. #uncomfortable #pleasejuststop

Tear gas: the number one example of how much the police care about the safety of college students.

Apparently basketball posters listing both home AND away games was too much for Webster Bank.

The entire football team is going to be put on questionable list for next week’s game because of “injured pride.”

Quote from my friend at the football game: “He gets a scholarship for missing field goals. I could do that.”

Remember the InstantDaily from two years ago about “The UConn Football Team and the Temple of Doom”? We just saw the sequel.