InstantDaily: 10.17

If UConn is trying to “go green,” are fountains in the pond really necessary?

Who needs a textbook when my political science class utilizes SNL for our factual information about the presidential race?

Wait, the ENTIRE AFC East is at .500? What is this, the Twilight Zone?

This may be the best fortune to ever be found in a fortune cookie: “People will find it difficult to resist your propositions.”

I don’t think anyone should be surprised that there was an earthquake. I mean, it was burrito night in North.

Hail to the Redskins? Motion to begin the “Hail to Kevin Ollie” hashtag on Twitter. #HTKO

Only Monteith could be hotter in fall than in summer...

I’m surprised that no one has commented on the fact that the InstantDaily is now in color.

I feel like the only person in New England who did not feel the apparent earthquake, I am the 1%!

Storrs: the windy city