InstantDaily: 10.19

No matter what time of day, my pillow always has a tempting offer for me.

I don’t care how lame the rules are, I am pumped for Zombies vs. Humans

It is Thursday and I, for one, am thirsty for many things.

Sometimes I think about how Syracuse’s mascot is an orange blob and I laugh to keep from crying (but mostly just to laugh).

Why doesn’t the InstantDaily ever respond to me? You’re the worst date ever.

Imagine being Diane Keaton with Meryl Streep’s career.

UConn Women’s Rowing will be racing alongisde 40 olympians this weekend. #getonourlevel

What was the InstantDaily like before hashtags? I say this as a senior.

I just looked in the mirror and asked myself if I can handle this three times. Turns out I can handle this. My body is just the perfect amount of bootylicious for you, babe.

Some girls have boyfriends. I have a cat.

It’s almost Halloween, which means “Candy” by Mandy Moore is in my head.