Published: Monday, October 1, 2012
Updated: Monday, October 1, 2012 21:10
“There are two means of refuge from the misery of life–music and cats.” Albert Schweitzer.
My roommates have started commenting on the fact that I get at least one package a day. Sadly the excuse of textbooks and care packages only works for so long. #shoppingaddiction
My roommate’s and my and procrastination is so bad its carried over to our InstantDaily submissions.
This girl says to her friend while she’s bench pressing, “One more please.” What is this--manners in the gym?
There is glitter somewhere in my room...I don’t know how it got in or where its from, but i will find it...and i will exterminate it...
My parents have replaced me at home with a cardboard cutout. Even worse, the cardboard cutout has made it into the InstantDaily.
Dear girl in the Porsche Cayenne S, I have probably given you a ride on my bus one time. Soo can I get a ride in your car?