Published: Monday, October 22, 2012
Updated: Monday, October 22, 2012 21:10
This is my 300th InstantDaily. I’ve probably made at least a few of you reading this laugh over the last 3 years. You’re welcome.
When life gives you lemons, make PINK lemonade!
I’m a political science major taking a course on the presidency, so I have a binder full of presidents... and Mitt Romney probably won’t make it in there.
Will I #bleedblue if I gouge my eyes out from the pain of watching UConn football this year?
More and more do I miss AIM profiles.
25% of Snapple Facts are made up as well as 40% of InstantDailies. Can you tell which ones are genuine?
Got yelled at for having my door open with tv on last night, how do they expect me to survive with the heat set to 105°!?
No more debates? Thank God.
I wish more aspects of my life were like Grab and Go. Class would go SO much faster.
Something about Mitt Romney just makes me want to accuse him of being an alien.
I just want to nap. But then I won’t be able to fall asleep later. Is there anything worse than my dilemma??
Strange, my essay for tomorrow isn’t writing itself...