Published: Tuesday, October 23, 2012
Updated: Tuesday, October 23, 2012 19:10
Is the grab-n-go packaging for brownies intended to be impenetrable?
Nicholas Cage may be the worst actor of all time. But what if he was in a movie where he played a bad actor? Would he win an Oscar?
It’s cloudy today. I wanted to take a nap. This is a haiku.
Most people wish they had worked harder their junior or senior year in high school. I really wished I did better in the seventh grade.
Gillette! The best a man can ge-heh-heeeat!!
When eating a go-gurt makes me feel healthy, I realize that it’s time to work on my diet. It also makes me wonder where my mom keeps finding go-gurt.
Hey Obama, middle school called, they want their jokes back.
I wonder how much of Romney’s campaign donations go to his “Just for Men” supply budget.
Unbelievable. Contracting elephant pants. This is a haiku.
I complain a lot, and often times I will try to remember that there are people younger than me now serving in the armed forces. Thanks vets.