InstantDaily: 10.25

I was driving across campus and two radio stations were conflicting. “Boulevard of Broken Dreams” with random bits of “Call Me Maybe thrown in.” What is this?

Is there anything worse than messing up a handshake?

So, no more complimentary water in the union...oh right, UConn had to put sod down...in the fall..before winter...makes total sense.

Daily advice: When you wake up in the morning, drink two glasses of water. It’s good for your kidneys.

Did you call home today?

Part of me is going to be really angry if Andre Drummond wins rookie of the year...

I’m testing a theory. If I say the words Kemba Walker in my submission, will I automatically get into the Instant Daily?

Please stop eating your hair in lecture, it’s very distracting.

So, when people took photos back in the 1970s, did they make them look they were from the 30s to make them look vintage? In other words, I hate Instagram.

I walk this lonely road...so call me maybe.