Published: Thursday, October 4, 2012
Updated: Thursday, October 4, 2012 23:10
Not just because it’s October 5, but today is just NOT Valentine’s day.
Big Bird was my inspiration to go to college. The debate was illuminating for me.
This new song by this teenage girl about the day Friday is SO bad.
What happened to singer/songwriter Khia?
Quote from my political science professor: “Mitt Romney waddles. He’s like a billionaire duck. Put that in the InstantDaily.”
The groundhogs... they scare me.... they scare me so much....
A set a new personal record today by getting closer to a groundhog than any man before me.
On my way back from New York, the bus passed by a bald man wearing a leather jacket and an eyepatch and sunglasses simultaneously. Can anyone think of anyone more badass?
My cuticles hurt.
Guys, what if First Night isn’t any fun? Just kidding, it’s the best.
Yo speed racer! I WILL clothesline you next time. #Ihatebicyclists