InstantDaily: 10.8

Mitt Romney style!

Beds are more comfortable with a sexy friend. #winkyface

I feel like Storrs weather literally battles with the weather that’s supposed to happen and gains experience points. That’s why it’s so overpowered.

Dear Connecticut Repertory Theatre: For the record, Regina Spektor sincerely apologizes for any loud disruptions to your performance Saturday night. On the other hand, I saw and heard an angel and am therefore entirely unapologetic.

I suddenly got the urge to buy a cardigan sweater. I’m hood, but I gotta look sophisticated every once in a while.

Tom Brady vs. Peyton Manning: The Face vs. The Forehead.

Not to be a jerk, but part of me has to question where some of these Oriole fans are coming from.

What else is there to do on a rainy Sunday night but watch Rocky II through IV?

Sometimes I wish life was as simple as when Boy Meets World came on every Thursday night.

Go away cold. YOU DON’T EVEN GO HERE.

I think I saw a hobo outside of the Co-Op this weekend. Does that make zero sense to anyone else?