Published: Thursday, November 1, 2012
Updated: Thursday, November 1, 2012 23:11
What is the point of UConn having bus trackers that are completely inaccurate?
My favorite Halloween moment was going to a party dressed as the feminist icon Rosie the Riveter...and some guy asks me if I’m a sexy housewife.
So this basketball team thing...
If the bartender hits on me is he into me, or does he just want a tip? I feel like the answer might hurt my feelings.
If you’re trying to go to Ted’s this weekend instead of studying say yay.
Note to McMahon dining hall: none of us are fans of the basil forests growing on the top of the pizza.
Asked professor for permission number because I’m taking a prerequisite concurrently. She emails me the final for the prerequisite class saying that I need to score an A...Is that even allowed?
I’m not saying I’m Batman, I’m just saying no one has ever seen Batman and me in the same room.
What if Gangnam style is a giant rain dance and we brought this hurricane on ourselves?? What if Gangnam style is a giant rain dance and we brought this hurricane on ourselves??
If you’re reading this and you don’t have power, bark like a dog, if only to keep yourself from crying. Although those tears would be your first shower in a week.