InstantDaily: 11.30

I’ll tell you what, I ate seven slices of pizza today.

One day I’ll look at my grandchildren with sad eyes and say, “Grandchild, when I was your age, water was complementary in the Student Union.” And they’ll just laugh and think I’m crazy.

Christmas people. It’s almost here.

How does one get shin splints when they haven’t been to the gym in seven months?

Getting reduced fat cream cheese by accident and getting carded for a lighter at 7-Eleven in one day #gradschoolproblems

So wait, did Panda Express close? Or did they just shrink their hours even more?

If I could write poetry, I would serenade all of you. Alas, I’m just a chem major.

I feel like I’m a little behind the times, is UConn still in the Yankee Conference?

Dear President Herbst and AD Manuel: Please give Coach Ollie a long-term contract now and help him so he can recruit, build a great future for men’s basketball, and sell and represent this university in the outstanding way he does every day. #takethestairs

Am I the only that gets confused every time they see “Calhoun” in the stats section?

Happy weekend Huskies!!!!