InstantDaily: 12.4

I feel that the next two weeks are best described by the phrase “brace for impact”.

Even though UConn athletics had a terrible week, let’s all keep Jim Calhoun’s philosophy in mind: “I don’t get defeated by things.”

I hate it when my party can’t start because Ke$ha didn’t walk in.

So apparently the deescalation of Spring Weekend is being deescalated this year. Or as I see it, UConn has decided to go from a Soviet lockdown to Glasnost.

As a person who is jumpy and easily frightened, watching two episodes of American Horror Story was more stressful than taking an exam. Therefore, if I watch the whole season this week, I’ll be set for finals. #BestLogic

That awkward moment when someone walks into class late and has unknowingly missed the entire review session, and the professor ends class early just as they sit down.

Almost time to see how large those grade curves will be.