InstantDaily: 12.5

Presentation on Recycling in the US? 5 minutes. Presentation on Recycling in Germany? 50.

Once again, it has rained on a Tuesday here in Storrs. I can’t be the only one completely creeped out by this.

Dad, I know you read this everyday. So HA! I’m in the InstantDaily.

Talking about how pumped I am to see the Hobbit is pretty much the only time I’m not embarrassed about showing off how much of a nerd I am.

Yup, there’s a bird in the dining hall right now. Please don’t poop in my food.

Everyone should watch DMX rapping Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. I’m soon suggesting it as a new family tradition.

Boatright’s tweets get me through the week.

Finals studying was actually going pretty well tonight. And then the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show came on and...sorry. What were we talking about?

WELCOME TO MOE’S!!!!

Anytime I’m the best basketball player in the rec center, I know something is wrong with all the athletes on campus.

Attention females on campus: I am accepting applications for future wife from anyone willing to name our firstborn Emeka or Kemba. Or Preferably both.

Ok, I’ve studied for 5 minutes. Guess that’s enough for tonight.

I was sad today until I saw the picture of Paul’s Pasqualoni during his booger interview and I became happy.