Published: Wednesday, December 5, 2012
Updated: Friday, August 23, 2013 16:08
Perfect time to get a Twitter. #notstudying
It’s only 5 o’clock and you’re awake already?
My professor matter-of-factly announced to the class, “The final is from 6-8. Everyone must be done by then...because I’m a Patriots fan, and I’m walking out the door at 8.”
My roommate tried to stretch after sitting at her desk for hours and got Charley horses in both buttcheeks. #finals
Would anyone else have expected that Snoop Dogg’s guilty pleasure is kpop?
I can’t be the only one that wonders that if you can see your own breath in the cold if you can see your own farts in the cold.
I’m not worried about a fiscal cliff. I’m worried about my bank account which looks like a fiscal desert.
“Hmmmmm…..I wonder what life as a fruit would be like…” “Fruity.”
Shoutout to the girl who glued every InstantDaily she was in to her wall. She is an inspiration to us all.
Conference realignment is like Watchmen. All the UConn fans looked up and shouted “Save us!” And John Swofford whispered, “No.”
I fed my girlfriend gelato and spaghetti and now she wants to leave me.
Baylor vs. Notre Dame gets Weezy and we get Bobby Valentino. I see how it is. (Like a cop car).
I think if it weren’t for skunks going on and skunking people, we’d all find skunks pretty cute as a society.