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Published: Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Updated: Friday, August 23, 2013 16:08

If UConn gets in the ACC now I might just do the Harlem Shake for a week.

I would love for UNC to leave the ACC because Duke would be upset and then new member UConn would introduce itself by kicking the snot of them.

I would be excited about UConn possibly joining the ACC, but then I realize that they’ll just probably invite Quinnipiac or something.

The only thing worse than UConn losing to Baylor was Kim Mulkey’s outfit.

I hate Baylor. That is all.

Dear Warde Manuel and Susan Herbst, don’t let us down. Sincerely, all of UConn.

Dear UConn students, since conference realignment is in the news, please realize that our Undergraduate Student Trustee on the Board would have a vote on this. If you haven’t thought about paying attention to the election yet, you definitely should now.

I recently looked up my name on the internet for fun, only to discover that there is a person with my exact same name whose occupaction is the exact thing I would like to do with my life. I’m either a future time traveler or I’m going to have to go Highlander on this guy.

You’re good at being bad, you’re bad at being good.


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