Published: Tuesday, February 26, 2013
Updated: Monday, February 25, 2013 22:02
Soooo if Bigggggg Mike had a sidekick, what would his name be? Liiiiiitle Tony?
Usually Syracuse waits until March to underachieve. Guess it came early this year.
A cute girl with a nice butt got on the tread mill in front of me at the gym while i was biking. My thoughts? Pedal faster.
I’m not fat...I’M SOLID.
Sometimes I feel like I really need to get back on the horse and start being productive again. But most times I stop being so critical and just keep watching Netflix.
Syracuse loses and I’m happy. Now all I need is a nice little UConn win to make the week complete.
I need to think of more words that rhyme with headache so I can adequately portray my feelings in my Monday poems.
Reasons why you should check your email: My friend Mike saw a post warning about Bigggggg Mike on his girlfriend’s wall and was wondering what he’d done wrong.
I’ve decided that a T-Pain song will be my wedding song. I don’t know which one, I just know it needs to be autotuned.
If you could have one of the letters in your name be multiplied by six, which would it be? I would definitely be Big Jessssss.
#can #someone #please #explain #hashtagging #every #word #to #me because it looks ridiculous and tacky.
I didn’t know athletes could be put on injured reserve when it comes to university talks.