InstantDaily: 2.27

Forgive me, Jonathan, for I have sinned. I rooted for a Syracuse team today and I enjoyed it.

Hey InstantDailyyyyyy, I love you. Love, Judithhhhhh

Her name is DOTY, as in you clearly don’t spend as much time DOTING on Doty as I do if you pronounce it DOTTY. (Also, like Ginger’s best friend in “As Told By Ginger.”)

Notre Dame is not that good. More like BLUFFet McGraw.

The fact that I’m rooting for Syracuse tonight is an indication of just how much I hate the Notre Dame women’s basketball team. I hope Skylar Diggins never wants to have an orange again.

Skylar Diggins probably has scurvy after tonight.

Close call against Syracuse, huh Skylar? I’m onto you.

-A

If eating is exercise, I ran a triathalon today.

Prepare for the UNIVISION takeover.

Your shoulders should always match your hips.