InstantDaily: 3.14

I don’t care if I’m alone in thinking this, but the new pope is ADORABLE.

Watching the Big East tournament is making madder than I’ve been in a long time. This year could easily be ours once again...

It can’t be normal that nice weather is making me stress out like this, I’m just so not used to it.

Motion to only refer to the new pope as Pope Franky G.

Ohhhhh daylight savings time. That might explain why I’ve been late to every class this week.

I’d have no problem with Avril Lavigne staging a comeback tour like right now.

Total speculation at this point, but rumor has it that the new pope is also the new commissioner for the Catholic 7.

As soon as I’m rich, the first thing I’m tackling is my bathroom, and making it the biggest bathroom of all time. I’m talking at least four baths.

Last time I checked, there is still nobody stepping up to be the new Steve Irwin, and that makes me sad.

It really is amazing how quickly Pats fans seem to turn their back on Wes Welker. Love, probably the only Jets fan left in Storrs.

My dad’s a doctor, he says apples do NOTHING.