InstantDaily: 3.4

Call me a sucker but I can’t wait for the new Wizard of Ox movie. Actually, don’t call me a sucker, that’s rude.

Forget about American Exceptionalism. I believe in UConn Exceptionalism.

Lion King’s on the Disney channel so I guess I’m just going to have to chalk up tomorrow’s mid-term as a loss.

Going on about two weeks now of not being able to smell. #coldseason.

This past Thursday night both my girlfriend and I had dreams about chatting with Kelly Faris. Apparently she’s so amazing she can be in two people’s dreams at once.

Break out your rain boots everyone, it’s almost Tuesday.

I’m always down for new planets. Somebody needs to help pull all the weight that Pluto left the rest of us with.

How personally am I allowed to take the messages I get in my fortune cookies?

I have to be the king of taking newspapers from the Union, reading one article, and then tossing it aside.

When I’m President the White House dog is going to be a Great Dane and he’s being named America. Consider me old-fashioned.