Published: Tuesday, March 5, 2013
Updated: Monday, March 4, 2013 21:03
Skylar Diggins you’re tacky and I hate you.
THE FLOOR IS LAVA! STAY ON THE COUCHES!! DON’T TOUCH THE FLOOR!!!!
As a study abroad student who hasn’t succeeded in staying extremely in the loop in terms of news, I’m upset to hear my nickname now has a not-so-good rep. Love, Big Mike.
Captioning a Twitpic with “yum” is a surefire way to get me to look at the picture. #alwayshungry
What’s even going on in the world?
It was a good day until I realized that I lost my headphones, and then realized that I left them in the pocket of the jeans I was washing.
There really isn’t there much I’d rather be able to do than impress the ladies with some sweet guitar chords.
Twitter beef is really the only reason I stay on Twitter.
And unfortunately, the UConn women are the latest to fall in the “Wearing practice jerseys as jersey” conspiracy.
Just like TV, I only curse after midnight.