InstantDaily: 3.6

Day 4 and they are going to let me control deadly gas flows in the lab...

I wonder if the work I’m waking up early to do will still seem important in the morning...

Why can’t America have some type of Eurovision contest with the states or something?

I want ladylike arms, so I’m certain to never lift more than five pounds.

Notre Dame almost lost to Syracuse, though, a game before they lost to UConn (although it was called a win. I can’t explain it either).

Ok, but Brittney Griner will eat Diggins. Literally. Like, you could fit Skylar Diggins inside Brittney Griner’s digestive tract because she’s five times her size (and with fifty times her skill).

I love bad movies, that’s my guilty pleasure.


Good morning (it’s 9:30 p.m.)!

That’s the most Mademoiselle Reisz thing you have ever said and it scares me.

The only good thing Sportscenter has ever done is that jingle.

In Soviet Russia, Coach Ollie runs through brick wall for you.

Who’s that girl? La la la la la la la. The InstantDaily’s that girl. La la la la la la la la.

Ok, but the semester is practically over.

I wouldn’t mind eating horsemeat. In fact, I think I would PREFER to eat horsemeat.

Justin Timberlake is a weenie.