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InstantDaily: 4.20

Published: Friday, April 20, 2012

Updated: Friday, August 23, 2013 17:08

Toboganning is a sport that should be taken seriously.

I hear they are firebombing North Campus in order to protect us from hurting ourselves this weekend.

Dear UConn, the Spring Weekend guest policies you have set into place are by far the biggest c**kblock I have experienced all semester...

Sincerely, Sexually Frustrated

I told my girls Kool A.D. could get it.

I just downloaded Emoji to my phone and now my conversations are so fun and picture-y and I can’t stop spicing up my conversations with kissing people!

Oops, I need to buy sunscreen. I’m a lobster. I should audition for the Judge Trudy show.

I still wonder what the InstantDaily looks like. I think it’s a beautiful brunette girl that looks just like Caroline Doty and has a 4.0 GPA.

Jay Hickey walks like this ‘cuz he can back it up


It’s almost time for gr*d**t**n.

I saw at least five prospective students get denied from the dining halls today, nice job UConn

What to do, what to do? No homework and no class tomorrow. WHAT is a college student to DO on such a springy Thursday night? Perhaps I’ll go play cribbage at the old folk’s home.

I just sneezed all over my dinner. I’m pretty sure I’m still going to eat this.

I feel like I belong in District 2. If you don’t understand this, believe me, we don’t WANT YOU.

I feel like music has the ability to be really powerful and change lives. Is that weird?

Spring Weekend Anthem 2012: Michelle Branch - Goodbye to You 

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