Published: Friday, April 27, 2012
Updated: Thursday, April 26, 2012 22:04
Where can I apply to be the first official International Correspondent for the InstantDaily next semester? Just think...I can set up a franchise in Germany.
Wouldn’t that old news stand area in Homer be a great place for a bar?
I do not feel appreciated as a student.
To the person wondering about the track tarp disappearing, it’s up behind the Woodhouse parking lot. That thing got some distance.
Sorry dude, but Axe just makes you smell like playdough, not sexy. Just sayin.
Conversation I was in: “Do you work for the police? Do I need to ... How do they say?... pop a cap in your knee?”
I deserve a mother’s day gift for being one ‘badass mother.’
Why is everything suddenly cumulative?
Those poor alligators..
So is the InstantDaily going to reveal him/herself as a tentacled monster now that the semester is over?
Submitting to the InstantDaily: the final frontier of procrastination.
Oh, look at that, Keri “Walmart” Hilson is playing on the radio. What a nice victory for all the irrelevant people of the world.
Why doesn’t Storrs-Mansfield have a good diner? Does anyone know any good ones nearby?